1: The man that is writing this
2: The God that Gave you several penis diseases, and maybe a few other things
3: Someone that will not answer your prayers for a bigger dick
4: The God who gave you the PP forest
2: The God that Gave you several penis diseases, and maybe a few other things
3: Someone that will not answer your prayers for a bigger dick
4: The God who gave you the PP forest
Alex: Please O' PP Forest God, I beg to you! Give me a bigger dick!
Aiden: Broski. Do you even know who he is or what he does? He's not gonna give you a bigger dick.
Alex: Fuck.
Aiden: Broski. Do you even know who he is or what he does? He's not gonna give you a bigger dick.
Alex: Fuck.
by PP Forest God November 12, 2020
Someone who is really skinny and or lengthy in every way shape and form. They can be classified as So lengthy that they even look malformed and awkward in appearance.
Kevin Durant is a straight up lank god!
Bol Bol be looking like a lank god.
After she slept with Evan last night she claimed she was sore because he was a lank god.
Bol Bol be looking like a lank god.
After she slept with Evan last night she claimed she was sore because he was a lank god.
by Nateg123 November 28, 2017
Jericho or (otherwise know as HL1 Security) is more ripped then the self proclaimed "Benrey".
Jericho gets shot, Jericho will attack.
Jericho gets shot, Jericho will attack.
"OH GOD JERICHO THE GOD IS COMING FOR US."
Jericho: "ʜ ̴̢͓̲̀̿͜͝ ̴̶̅ ̵ ̵ᴇ̴̞͔̒̚ ̲ ̅ ̶̴ ̵ʏ̵͇̞̙̽̾͝ ̲ ̅ ̶ ̵"
Jericho: "ʜ ̴̢͓̲̀̿͜͝ ̴̶̅ ̵ ̵ᴇ̴̞͔̒̚ ̲ ̅ ̶̴ ̵ʏ̵͇̞̙̽̾͝ ̲ ̅ ̶ ̵"
by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021
A person who has a fine eye, a man or woman who can notice/spot very small and fine details, never missing something from his/her line of sight, uncommon details and almost impossible to notice by an average person.
S1:I don't understand, he has such a fine eye, he spots every small detail, even I can't see them at first sight.
S2:Since he notices every detail and has a fine eye I guess your boyfriend has the eye-of-god.
S2:Since he notices every detail and has a fine eye I guess your boyfriend has the eye-of-god.
by _wtjpn September 30, 2019
Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.
More wide than tall typically.
by TRocky74 January 16, 2024
One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.
He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!
If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.
If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.
by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018
a kid who is grunge or DIY. the "port" comes from the assumption that these kids smoke Newport cigarettes although they rarely do and tend to prefer Parliaments or Marlboro Reds, if any at all.
That Mac Demarco is such a port god.
by Marl Marx April 25, 2017