I kno dis

1. A phrase used to indicate that you already know the obvious

Will: It's 8:45. You said 9 so she will come at 9.
Drew: I kno dis.

by Player328748312764891 October 27, 2011

"I done it" like

When someone leaves themselves logged in on facebook so you leave a prank status, and then you log out and immediately sign in as yourself and like the status, showing that you were the one who made it up.

Carl was the first one to like Frank's status about wanting to have sex with Justin Bieber, so I knew he was the one who came up with that great idea. It was his "I done it" like

by jack butler505 June 6, 2011

What if i said no

you use this to decline anything a person says

Person1: i got a new phone!

Person2: What if i said no

Person1: *Phone Disappears*

by WaddlerTheDuck June 25, 2020

I signed the contract.

To have no chance to do something else because you already have compromises ..especially you have to work next day and you can't have a big party!

I signed the contract.

A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!
B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!

by Allan García February 4, 2009

I hate Keemstar

You probably typed this in because you hate keemstar… AKA YOU'RE A RETARDED SNOWFLAKE LOL! Downvote this all you want idgaf.

"I hate keemstar" is a phrase said by retards. Keemstar is a legend

by I eat poop 69 February 22, 2022

2 i/c

2nd In Command.

"Andy is my 2 i/c."

by Diego July 29, 2003

I forgor💀

A bad excuse of a joke that means fuck me in the ass

“U tryna fuhh” “I forgor💀”

by boluvr July 27, 2021