T u d

Touch your dick, something a girl says when she’s turned on or likes you.

Girl: I want to t u d

Boy: okay

by Yo moms a hoe May 15, 2019

J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025

0=D²-16D+64

A way of using a dick emoji hidden in a math equation

0=D²-16D+64
0=(D-8)²
0=D-8
8=D

by Math_porn March 27, 2023

Diamond D

The Real Diamond Dylan. But also known as Dildo Dickhead, Double Douchebag, Dick Drama, etc...and his porn name Deep Dicken

Ex.1"Who is that cocky, smug, son of a bitch?"

"Oh, that's just Double D"
Ex.2 "Whose the best fuckin name in marine upholstery?"
"Definitely Diamond D"

by Biscuit Buttshooter June 29, 2022

D-Lone

An old man calling a hearing aid center to obtain a hearing aid but he can’t hear. His phone number is 111-111-1111.

Yo Marsha I just got a phone call from D-lone at work.

by Yo momster May 23, 2024

Cooper D

“Cooper Daweener” “Cooper dryer”
Ginger mf that is a giraffe ☠️☠️
Sent from hell

REALLY GAY for itto and diluc from genshin impact
Prob was a rat in his other life
Gets no bitches
Still in a emo phase☠️☠️☠️

Girl 1: “HOLY SHIT IYS COOPER DAWEENER”
Girl 2: “THAT GAY GUY??? OH NO”

by shinnieballs July 15, 2022

D-Bait

A statement made by someone to intentionally provoke a debate or to be a dick.

Dan: "Have you heard what the democrats are up to???"

Jim: "I'm not falling for that d-bait"

by ScreenCrushsMom April 14, 2020