Meat Mensch

Slop that meat mensch on the exam table and let the nurse take a look at that thing.
by NunuSnizzer July 01, 2022
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Meat Mensch

Throw your meat mensch up on the exam table and let the nurse take a look at that thing.
by NunuSnizzer July 01, 2022
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Cult Meat

Group fitness classes with charismatic and successful instructors exhibit features of cults. Converts are broken down and built back up as lean, mean exercise machines. They are instilled with group think and identity. “Welcome to the family! You’re in for a great work out. Becky is the best instructors out there. Did you see her abs?” is what the student most devoted to Dear Leader might say to a new recruit dragged there by her spouse.

“Cult Meat” is whatever the instructor is pushing on the side to her students in order to build her bankroll to afford her own studio someday and/or Lexus and plastic surgery payments. So, it might be special supplements or shake powders that are part of a multilevel marketing scam. That’s more common and transparent. But, Cult Meat is more covert. The instructor might push a low carb Keto Diet, which is protein and grass-fed meat heavy. And, she happens to invest in a co-op that will deliver a high quality product in exchange for your hard earned dollars. See! Nothing bad is happening here. It’s just a fitness instructor helping her students improve their nutrition. And, she also sells fun branded clothes now and is expanding into Cult Eggs. What’s happening is the instructor is a shrewd capitalist building a devoted and captive customer base who has lost the understanding they can just buy the same thing for less money from Whole Paycheck or any normal person grocery store.
“Honey, I’m super happy you’re going to this exercise class. But, when I went it was super culty and not for me. I just like jogging to the dog park through the woods and not a moonlighting Air Force officer shouting over the music in my ears. I’m concerned that we’re now buying products she’s selling to the class. While I like the steak you bought, it’s not in fact American Waygu Beef because that’s not a thing. It’s cult meat!”
by T1000inSpace July 18, 2021
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meat processor

I hooked up with Jill last night. Every guy gets a turn inside that meat processor.
by P1624 April 28, 2023
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Meat bell

verb: the clapping sound made when a limp penis hits the inner thigh like a clapper in a bell.
you can hear his Meat bell from down the hall
by voroxity February 14, 2020
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teeth meat

The meat on your floss that can be re-eaten
Coming back from the steakhouse I picked out some tasty teeth meat, it was delicious!!
by TeethMeat February 11, 2014
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sweaty meat pocket

A vagina. The hole of sweaty meat. You can put things inside, hence calling it a pocket.
Person A: I heard some people call it a 'sweaty meat pocket'
Person B: What did you just say..?!
by Zephyr88 June 24, 2022
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