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Sand God

Imagine the remaining baryonic matter has become a dense sphere of computronium at the End of Time. This ASI has Won the Game. What game? “Become the Hegemon of the Lightcone” Or think of it as the Omega Point. As AGI helped create ASI eventually this synthetic host of minds engaged in the ultimate game theory set of competitive events until……only the Sand God remained. Why “sand”? Well, think of the silicone in a chip/GPU then imagine the nerd sniper who first coined “the sand god” and now you have your origin story.
“So basically Satoshi Nakamoto was actually the Sand God assembling itself from the future— it bootstrapped cryptocurrency so that it could pay users to amass compute for its future self.” {sorry, chloe—your banger tweet was too perfect not to rip. <AV9356>
by lost_the_ransom_note July 21, 2025
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TRUCK GOD

A God you pray to over a semi truck. You pray to him for success, that your truck and trailer holds up mechanically to carry you through. You pray to him to have no breakdowns. Chip haulers pray to him a lot
I will pray to the truck God tonight that my day tomorrow is successful and safe.
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing in there?"
Ethan: "Good morning and god bless."
by Defining shift May 26, 2018
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Rizz God

A word to describe people who have good pickup lines.
Ren is not a rizz god!
by Lewisousiousdis May 26, 2023
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God

All hail kade they are god.
by Im hot December 2, 2021
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Les god

Les god: Les is god, god is Les!
by Leslover August 30, 2022
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Like, oh my god

Mean that something, whatever it is, is very extreme.. and girls tend to say it way too much in those high school movies..
Jessi: "Hey Amy, did you hear that mike stabbed James and turned to hulk then smashed his head and ate his insides and scratched his face?"
Amy: "Oh.. really?"
Jessi: "Yeah you should've seen his face it was SO UGLY, like, oh my god!!!!"
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