A being (usually a human being) that has the amazing capability to consistently fail to understand any abstract concept, social cue, literary element, or hint within conversation. They seem to be so stupid that it prompts one to ask, “How did this person manage to get this far in life?”
Despite this, they carry on like anyone else would.
Despite this, they carry on like anyone else would.
This customer had a rock consciousness. They complained that the food they were given didn’t look exactly like the picture on the menu.
by aevigata July 15, 2019
Get the rock consciousnessmug. by Goglepnasyu August 17, 2024
Get the Rock on, zay🤘🏽mug. by plant_die May 8, 2022
Get the rock handsmug. Verb - When a Mario fanatic recieves a blowjob while playing any of the Mario franchise games, and the giver gets annoyed and chomps his rocks off. This scenario is rare because many video game obsessors never get laid, but possible.
My girlfriend was being a bitch and chomp rocked me for playing Mario Cart while she was blowing me!
by KaimnTheWonderGirl June 17, 2011
Get the Chomp Rockmug. by Djideid April 28, 2021
Get the Chewing on rocksmug. by Kathy Blanche January 19, 2025
Get the Toss the rocksmug. Rocks are like bones. If you 'Give Rocks' for example, it means you don't give a shit. It's like giving bones. Like Senator John Fetterman doesn't give rocks for the Pro-Hamas crew in Team Blue. Dopey Fetterman gives Rocks for the squad and the Democratic wrecking crew. He's on Team Israel and he's rocking off the back foot!
Senator Fetterman gives Rocks for the opinions of the Democratic Squad on their anti-Semitic positions. He stands proudly with team Israel. The anti-Semitic squad believes he's brain-damaged for supporting Israel. Go figure!
by BChatz June 19, 2024
Get the Rocksmug.