Emoty-handed

When you get sent home through enemy territory and you're all in your feelings about it.

Ea-Nasir treated me with such contempt and left me emoty-handed.

by Uh_khakis May 4, 2021

Miller hand

Swelling, blistering or lacerations of the skin between the thumb and index finger due to excessive opening of screw-off bottle tops.

"I've got a bad case of Miller hand after drinking that crate of beer last night"

by ClownWithNoShoes November 24, 2014

two hands

indicates that the speaker believes a person/people or character(s) could/should be in a non-monogamous relationship

Do you ship Peter and MJ or Peter and Harry?
I mean, Peter has two hands...

by guardian.ange December 8, 2023

Hand sweep

To get or receive a hand job.

I gave him a hand sweep while he was driving. He liked it so much that he, in return, gave me a hand sweep!

by Himjobs December 31, 2011

hands on sight

Means when you see the POS you are saying this to, your hands or fists will be connecting with their face

“Robert better watch out, when I see him it’s Hands on sight.”

“Fuck you bitch! Next time our paths cross its Hands on sight!!!”

by Hmmmmhuhwhat? August 12, 2022

Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

WD-40 Hands

A game I made up involving taping 2 containers of WD-40 to your hands, as well as your friends', and seeing who can empty their cans the fastest. Bonus points if it's used on nothing at all and wasted.

Wanna go play WD-40 Hands?
Sure, lemme run to Home Depot real quick.

by consumegoyslop October 21, 2022