John Holden

The funniest person ever.

person 7045: this music is so bad i wish I could find a better artist
person 7046: I know a better artist
person 7045: who?
person 7046: John Holden.
person 7045: Who. The. hell. is. John. Holden.
Person 7046: John Holden Deez Nuts, LolZ.
person 7045:ok
person 7046: wait wha

by EpiKGaMer694201337AmOguS October 13, 2021

John

An informal name for a toilet

Please excuse me while I use the john. . . .

by The Nightmare Hour July 7, 2017

Johning

Smoking weed

I’m so high from johning in the bathroom between classes.

by Coopedaloop November 9, 2020

John

John is an asshole. Plain and simple he has dark brown to black hair and darker eyes. He takes your spot at lunch and bully's your friends. He has a typical smaller penis and he has no friends. He's just an asshole.

Person A, "did you meet the new kid John?"
Person B, "yeah, he's an asshole!"

by anonymous June 7, 2018

Joshua john anderson

A boy who be lookin like fishtick and sucks off any big greasy fat guy that sleeps in his white van

That man is a joshua john anderson

by Bigsweatyuncle July 19, 2020

john engeldew

hairy fuck

omg why is there so much hair john engeldew must of been here

by rengaed August 9, 2020

otaku john

he is a sexy weeb and he can pull all the waifus. coolest kid in school and badass. makes me want wet my pants everyday when i see him

he is the most hottest weeb in school ahhh otaku john

by john245boss March 1, 2019