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Booty cheese sucker 3000

The booty cheese sucker 3000 is a machine commonly used for efficiently sucking booty cheese out of ones butt hole. This was made in California and won the final round of shark tank winning 2 billion dollars. To use a booty cheese sucker 3000 simply attach tube inside of booty hole, remember everyone’s booty hole is a different size so find your adjustable size cover and connect to sucking tube. Make sure tube is firmly in your booty turn it on. Start off with level 1 and work your way up to level 50 to get a full range of suction. It will feel funny but you will get used to it. Once all booty cheese is out of your booty, you can take the machine and pour out the excess cheese and your done. If you want a moisturizer to massage into your booty cheese to make it creamier, look for the booty cheese hydration cream in grocery stores near you.
by Itswidebootywhitejessica June 4, 2020
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Chuck e Cheese Critic

An insult, normally hurled at a target one is intimidated by, usually due to their intellect, caring nature, and ability to walk through life as one who loves others.
They said that he was a Chuck E Cheese Critic, it really made them look sooooo smart.
by hellraiser1969 January 4, 2022
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Mac n cheese sneeze

This can occur during coitus when a large forceful ejaculation floods an already wet ass pussy causing both fluids to expel just like a sneeze.
When me and my girl both came at the same time during sex she blew a mac n cheese sneeze out.
by Tony Stromboli April 4, 2023
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after nutt cheese stick

A stick of cheese for after you nutt to restore energy and protein in the body.
"Dude, I just punched my dog in the neck because he tried to steal my after nutt cheese stick!"
by Novvva August 3, 2019
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Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa get sweaty from having sex, the mixture under her fupa makes a cream cheese like substance. The guy fucking her can then take 2 crackers, and rub them under her fupa. He then feeds her the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich.
How did SHE pregnant? She had too many Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.
by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023
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I’ve got cheese to slice

“I’ll see you later Tom Hanks, I’ve got cheese to slice.”
by CherishedQuench933 December 25, 2022
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I found some cheese

by Mike Sanchez67 December 12, 2018
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