Funky Chicken Sock Rock 

When you put a sock in your asshole filled with baking powder while you fuck your girlfriend in the ass. When you cum, rip the sock out of your ass. you eat the cum out of her ass and mix it with the powder and pour it into a protein shake. Leave it in an 8 oz glass for 4 days in the shower and Enjoy!

My funky chicken sock rock was so good with dinner last night, im gonna make 17 tonight and send some to my grandma on christmas.

Funky Chicken Sock Rock by I<3sockrock October 19, 2007

money chicken 

Something that is totally cool radical or awesome.
The bomb.com

Man that girl's body is all money chicken.
"I just found a 20 on the floor in the subway." "Man thats money chicken!"

Hey that fine ass girl gave me her number, thats Money chicken hommey.

I just won the damn lottery that money chicken!

I knocked that fool out with one blow thats money chicken!

money chicken by Big Chris aka the Don of Radnet July 26, 2006

gay chicken 

A game where two straight guys kiss until one of them chickens out.

Spring Break Competition:
Dude, Mark just beat Kevin at gay chicken!

gay chicken by j333 December 10, 2006

funky chicken 

A dance move that is so offensive it is universaly banned in every country on Earth and Clayworld. The proper punishment for doing such a horrific act is the death penalty.

"Lets do the Funky Chicken!"

"No way! I don't want to die!"

funky chicken by That_Urban_Dictionary_Guy October 31, 2009

ass chicken 

1) The dark meat parts of a chicken including the thighs and drumsticks.

2) Any less desirable or lower quality chicken meat.

I used to like Woo's kung pao but now they're making it with ass chicken.

ass chicken by Raw Screen July 13, 2006

Palsied Chicken 

The palsied chicken exists when you get an article of clothing, especially a coat, as a present (holiday, birthday, etc.) and it is too tight, especially in the arms. You either really like it or don't want to hurt the gifter's feelings, and you plan to lose weight soon. The palsied chicken comes into affect when you periodically try on the clothing, and your arms are stuck close to your sides and you flap them trying to wriggle into the top. Hence you look like a chicken with cerebral (or any variety) palsy.

My sister got me a great blazer for Christmas, but i'm still pulling off the palsied chicken and it's February. Damn turkey leftovers.

Palsied Chicken by KatieMaidenName December 5, 2007

scalded chicken 

A womens shaved genital area.

Man she had the "scalded chicken" going, but it still looked like chewed up bubble gum!

scalded chicken by mudmonkey January 30, 2008