Good Morning and God Bless

When a person is taking a crap whilst drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet

i do not need to eat i had a Good Morning and God Bless

by poxytron May 31, 2018

Good mornight

A greeting used in long distance online friendships and live streams, to include both the "good morning" for the person who just woke up, and the "good night" for the person who's about to go to sleep, when they're on opposite time zones. Often used in online friendships between the Americans and Europeans.

Irish: "Top o' the mornin' to ya lad!"
American: "Yo man I'm about to hit the sack"
Irish: "Ay, that's alright... Good mornight!"

by dorikob May 20, 2022

it's a good life

A saying that a person will say if the conversation isn't going well, or if he/she doesn't have anything else to say because you left them having in the conversation.

"Yeah, that was fun."
"Yep."
"...it's a good life."

by Pineapple apple pen May 31, 2017

good postmidnight

A greeting you might use in the postmidnight.

Good postmidnight.

by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025

good provider

How a trophy wife describes her slob-of-a-husband that has no redeeming qualities.

"Yeah, he's a dud that bores the hell out of me but he's a good provider."

by juan phat kat September 20, 2018

Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.

When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!

by Herky da Hawk March 1, 2024

The good old switch

When you are being raped give the switch and rape them back

You just got the good old switch and you got raped

by Big booty 133 June 30, 2017