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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast all while on the toilet.
Ethan, I know you're having a Good Morning and God Bless, but hurry up and finish your fucking egg salad, your carer needs to brush her teeth.
by ReanimationXP May 23, 2018
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God

God is a something that is higher than humans and everything and and created the heavens and the earth and will take you to heaven if you love him give your life to him and have a relationship with him
Anything that is good in your life or you like or is happy that is God anything that is bad or sad that is satan
by Hdhdidrrkdodjdjd July 23, 2021
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God Fucked

Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"
Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?

Rick: nope; what happened?

Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!

Rick: dayyyyyymn bro
by Renegade69 July 25, 2016
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God derangement syndrome

When people believe a 2000 year old magic man will return to save them.
The people who voted a felonious rapist into the highest job in the country because they suffer from God derangement syndrome
by The Demon Youmademe March 20, 2025
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god facutie

The cutest and fatest person alive. The god facutie is the leader of all facuties. Once the god facutie is born the title cannot be removed until death. At the present day the god facutie is Julien. Past god facuties include Rodger Wilder, Jason Beall and others.
All hail the god facutie. There is no one cuter and fatter than he!
by Master of Dictionary January 6, 2011
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God

A shithead who could’ve love his own sons.
“God loves us all” no. He doesn’t.
by Asmos February 5, 2024
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God Dammit

God Dammit is the best phrase to say whenever something goes wrong. It is commonly used by unlucky people.
Me: God dammit!
David: Shut up we already know thats your catchphrase
by Lexfunni October 15, 2023
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