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Five Beer The Bad News

To get tipsy/drunk with someone before talking about something serious and possibly negative to gather your courage and to calm them down.
Got laid off work today. Better five beer the bad news to my wife.
by Sapphire 13 April 10, 2019
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Old dog new trick

Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.
A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!
by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022
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New York Grand Prix

Nickname for the Taconic State Parkway in New York. An infamous 104 mile long road that predates the interstate highway system. Designed as a scenic tour of the Taconic mountain range it features lots of tight high speed turns, no shoulder, flirtation with certain death if you go off the road and beautiful vistas.

A true "Drivers Road." If you have a good car and decent driving stills it can be a blast, at night it's very demanding because you can't see the turns coming and deer tend to hang out on/near the road.
"Hey how did you get up to the ski area yesterday?'

"Oh we took the New York Grand Prix, it was awesome"

"In the middle of the night!? You're out of your mind."
by xixtoo March 25, 2013
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Good News Goats

The opposite of Bad News Bears. When something extremely good has happened or is about to happen.
Monica Lewinski has invited me round for Cigars and Coffee. This is Good News Goats.
by KappaTango July 6, 2011
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New Vista High School

NVHS, located in Boulder, Colorado.

New Vista is a school in which their mascot is some ladies dead dog, and the only school dance it has is an all school prom. If you attend New Vista you are either really artsy, an anime nerd, or a total stoner thinking you can breeze through high school, as New Vista has coined the name the 'slacker school'. Since New Vista is so close to CU, The Hill, and the homeless shelter, often it is visited by drunk homeless men, or bored college students with nothing else to do then yell at 10th grade girls. While New Vista does not have many sports, we dominate at the ones we have, which include Ultimate Frisbee and Volleyball. Our principal, Kirk Quitter, aka Captain Kirk/Don't be a quitter is kinda cool, I guess.

Warning: If you classify as a "bro", you surely will not fit in at New Vista.
Kirk: Its friday at New Vista High School, free cookies for everyone!
by lazyb0nes December 24, 2009
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kick you a new asshole

kicking somebodies ass so bad that get a new one
(it is a expression)
"you Phil last night i was killing you in madden"

shut up before i kick you a new asshole
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New Jersey Coal Miner

A sexual act similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket. The man spreads the woman's vagina and shits in it, he then gives her head and tries to scoop out the feces with his tounge.
Adam gave Becca one hell of a New Jersey Coal Miner last night after they enjoyed a hearty feast of greasy McDonalds.
by Duncan Hill September 10, 2008
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