wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp

Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".

Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

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right-handed flamethrower

aright wing Republican patriotic nut, but one still not far right enough for alt-rad right groups such as the KKK

as a Republican leaning Jew, the most towards the radical right I can go politically is to be a right-handed flamethrower; further than that , not only do I personally not want to go there, but I won't be welcomed by the KKK

by Sexydimma November 22, 2016

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hand-over-crotch

In stark contrast to the old saying "head-over-heels", it's when you fall lustfully for someone at first sight.

Shanice wore her blouse open at work yesterday and totally had me hand-over-crotch. Had to crank one out in the bathroom during break

by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024

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Working Hands

when you finger a woman (or jerk a guy off) after rubbing your hands together and using working hands hand cream. this causes tons of dry skin rolls to pile up on your hand, and get lodged inside of the pussy of the woman or the urethra of the male.

M: Hey hot stuff, wanna get fingered Working Hands style?
W: What the fuck is wrong wtih you? Please get a life

by tundra5 December 23, 2024

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