dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.

I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt Cheap Meat."

by ljak November 23, 2021

Gloss the Meat.

To lubricate one's penis before sex or masturbation.

Bob: Are you gonna hit that Sweet Ass tonight?
Tom: You know it.
Bob: I think she is a virgin.
Tom: Don't worry I'm gonna gloss the meat.

by Slicker Willy March 19, 2015

Ass meat

1. A derogatory word to describe someone who doesn't listen or follow instructions
2. A straight man who cock teases a gay man.

1. Listen to me, ass meat!
2. Jamie, stop being Alf's ass meat!

by yugsey August 21, 2017

Meat on the Bone

The mathematics, like Sir Johns First Aid, where we are. The god particle of business. 25 cents for a paper bag (slams fist on desk in anger), is it worth it? There is a present potential to be paid more if you can cure cancer. Left all the money under the dig tree or in a big steel can, gotta know the lurks and perks. Innovation!

"Meat on the Bone, Donny!"

by BromptonCocktail February 4, 2024

Meat Beater

One that beats a man's meat, AKA his Penis.

" She is is omega Meat Beater, man."

by MeatBeater69420 December 4, 2020

scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio

She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie

by RevsMenu October 8, 2016

Break The Meats

Stepping on someone's toes or on the back of their shoe while they are walking.

Lydia and Emily are standing outside and Jaelin stomps on Lydia's toes screaming "BREAK THE MEATS!"

Jason is walking down hall and Emily steps on the beak of his shoe. Jason-- "Dude quit breakin' my meats. I'm trying to walk here!"

by TheBeastlyOneForSure September 24, 2011