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I love you like a brother

Something you say to someone that you care so much about but, you dont think of them in a sexual way. The words that most guys find insulting, especially if they have loved you , but not as a sister, and will never think of you like a sister. This creates a lot of tension and heartbreak.
Lindsay: Actaully, I love you like a brother
Jordan: Well i'm never going to think of you like a sister so stop saying that to me.
Lindsay: Why not? Aren't I important to you?
Jordan: I will never think of you like that so stop trying.
by raee.xx October 25, 2008
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crazy like mutha fucka hanzo

Hanzo is the well-endowed samurai from the cult trilogy Hanzo the Razor. Hanzo is best described as a Japanese amalgamation of Shaft and Dirty Harry. He practiced sadomasochism to further hone his strength and sexual prowess. Examples include pounding his penis into a block of wood with a mallet and humping a dry bag of rice.
Tony just dry humped a Brillo Pad, he's crazy like mutha fucka hanzo.
by Oddjob6025 April 21, 2005
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my crush likes me back!

Dude my crush likes me back!

No dude, IMAGINATION.
by swagger420turnup February 20, 2015
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Beaten like a red haired stepchild

Sorry, my example was grammatically incorrect. This is how it should have been written:
Gaz just beat Sean like a red haired stepchild
by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004
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I like you for who you are

i'll let you fuck me because you're rich
rich old guy: "hey young girl wanna date me?"
Macauly Culkin: "yes i like you for who you are"
by obi wan kefucktard June 1, 2004
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Squeeze one out like a commando

The act of forcing oneself to defecate, even though one doesn't require to defecate. Usually used to make room in the stomach so one can eat more.
Bob was so full at the Chinese buffet that he went to the toilet to Squeeze one out like a commando to make room for dessert.
by Frempt November 25, 2009
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He smells like a curry muncher

All Indian people have this stench that follows them around of B.O and Curry
by Max THC November 27, 2019
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