John Cena

A person everyone talks about but no one has ever seen “it”

Person: “This interview is about John Cena but I can only see a chair!”

by Meneer P September 30, 2021

John

John, or Jawn Noun, Orgin: American Slang. Meaning a device of any sort of which you inhale. Not to be confused with John, he sucks. Most well used with Qwomp (the action of using the John) Also spelt like Jawn.

You can I use the John, Yo can I qwomp the John? Jawn?

by John Qwomper August 21, 2019

Johning

When your friend John starts Johning in soccer at lunchtime, by selling out his whole team

John has the ball, then kicks and misses the goal 5 feet in front of him.

We call it Johning!!!

by Reizirth December 10, 2024

John-Ingar

It’s slang for «big penis» in some Norwegian cultures.

“Yoo bro this girl told me I’ve got a mad John-Ingar” (directly translated from Norwegian)

by jir39 November 9, 2020

John

John is the name of a wanker

John the wanker

by Celticboy January 3, 2020

John Morrison

A guy

Look at that John Morrison.

by Karπa June 21, 2023

John Waynin it

Not brushing your teeth in the morning. "To just sattle up and ride"

"John waynin it today? Just sattle up and ride huh?

by ByPH October 20, 2015