Hand jay

A sexual act of pleasuring a penis with a hand. Short for hand job. Relating to H-jay.

My girl wasn't in the mood for much so I asked for an Hand Jay.

by The epistaxis May 01, 2013

right hand shuffle

A hand gesture meaning something similar to "What's up?"--performed by fully extending the right hand, turning the palm towards the face, and shaking the hand up and down, as if you were trying to get somebody's (who has spaced out) attention.

"Ey boy, don't be gon givin' me no right hand shuffle like you mie homeboy uh sumthin!"
"Aww dawg ain't you dun be remembrin me frum dah club last night?"

by Deryck December 24, 2004

hand paste

Another term for a man's demon seed.

After I finish masturbating, I play with the hand paste and make myself sticky.

by backdrft76 October 20, 2013

Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton

Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

by D_strikes September 25, 2017

left handed scissor

When a male and a female go at it ass to vagina, respectively, using a double-ended dildo.

Nothing gets me off like a good Left Handed Scissoring with my girl!

Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.

by the_cosby_sweater March 18, 2014

Hand in the egg toolbox

A phrase to describe feeling embarrassed or stupid in a situation

They laughed at me, so I stood there like I had my hand in the egg toolbox...

by keebey November 25, 2019

Clap Hands

Origin: Vancouver, Canada.

To remove or get rid of evidence.

Guy #1: Ay, man, I think some blues just caught me scramblin'.

Guy #2: What?

Guy #1: Yeah it was serious.

Guy #2: Yo, you need to clap hands, my dude.

by UrbCityProphet November 08, 2009