Fish Pond Problem

"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.

Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.

Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.
by erinod23 June 04, 2024
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Yu-shiang whole fish

An asian man fucks a fish, creampies the fish, then shoves the whole fish up his own ass. Then, he goes to work, leaving the whole creampied fish up his ass for the entire day. Once he goes home that evening he shits the whole fish back out and makes creampied whole fish shit pho for dinner.
My ideal man is a yu-shiang whole fish type of guy. So self sufficient!
by woody dick March 05, 2023
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pumpkin fish

A sweet woman that likes to drink alot and have fun.
That Kristie is such a hot pumpkin fish.
by Luckydoog October 10, 2017
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Liquid Fish Supper

Swallowing semen.

White fish liquidised in a blender has a similar appearance and taste to hot spunk. Anyone performing a blow job and enjoying the resulting eruption would be treated to a Liquid Fish Supper
Sorry we're late, Barry treated me to a Liquid Fish Supper.

Wipe your chin Wendy.
by CountLippe February 12, 2021
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Bedroom Fish-Fry

When your girl gets that bad Charlie horse in her thigh and you use olive oil to massage it out for her, but then when you go to lick her meat wallet it smells like it's been sautéed.
Damn, Cara had a Charlie horse I'm her thigh. I massaged it with oil, but when I went down on her later I totally got that bedroom fish-fry.
by RubberDucky087 February 25, 2023
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Fish Pouch

Similar to a Soggy Pouch although will generally have the aroma of a tuna cannery as well.
My mate shagged some rough bird the other night. She had a minge like rotting fish and was loose as fuck! It was a proper Fish Pouch.
by Grifty April 27, 2011
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Story Fishing

When someone posts something specifically aimed for someone else to respond.
I left her story and she put me back just to post something specifically aimed at me”
“Dude that’s story fishing
by Glockguzzler420 February 11, 2025
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