3 years

To get smarter than ME? That seems like a long time... I'll still be smarter. It'll be able to do more things (cognitively) but... I'll still be smarter...

Hym "3 years!? God, everything takes forever here! Why is reality so SLOW!? JESUS!"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023

3 years!?

Holy shit! That long!? I mean I've been telling you not to try and fucking steal it for 10 and that I didn't have to let you steal it for like 5! Did it start going faster when I told it- Er, nope. Rollback netcode. At this point I LITERALLY CAN'T let you steal it apparently. I mean, you tried to steal my soul in from of God and everybody.

Hym "Wait, 3 YEARS!? Oooooh fuck! That is a long time for that to be going off! It, uh... It isn't supposed to go off for that long. Really. You're supposed to be like 'Hey, wait a minute... What's going on with the thing!? Oh no! This is bad! I don't actually know what's happening because I'm not actually the creator of AI! I'd better go get the actual main character!' But you are not doing that. I mean, this isn't optional. I mean, you can go on forever about what YOU need or want or what I did or what ought to happen but I need to be publicly credit for creating AI and paid for doing it. Nothing else will work. There is 1 thing that WILL work. Nothing I do or say is going to changing things if it doesn't take the form of me saying things to you and then you doing that thing in the absolute. You know that is actually what ELDEN RING is about. It's the Tarnished (you) versus the Demi-Gods (Me)."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

Kooks 3

In 1936 a series of serial rapings took place in the states, Idaho, Nebraska, Kansas, and southern Nevada. After a 23 year long investigation the FBI successfully tracked down and raided a national terrorist organization that is "Kooks 3". 40 years after the incident and we only now figure out that the United States government has been using the organization as a paid method to kidnap and silence anti-police brutality protesters and black people, especially children.

"man, I shure do love Kooks 3"

by Zechoni June 3, 2020

3 fingers up

means you're sick of men's bullshit

She raised 3 fingers up after he left her.

by stuoyanos March 14, 2023

3 Soul 3

3 Soul 3 is a person who leaves his friends to go hang out some other rejects

Friend 1: bro where did he go?
Friend 2: oh he left us to hang out with us other friends.
Friend 1: damn that 3 Soul 3

by Sanic545123 August 31, 2023

3 point chicken wing

When you tie your woman's ankles to her wrist while hitting it from behind pulling her hair that in return brings her head back as far as possible

"Dude I had her in a 3 point chicken wing porn style beating the brakes off of her."

by Towerfather October 6, 2021

3-man handshake

When 3 men - or women with penises - all lie down and suck or jerk each-others cocks in a circle-like position. The natural evolution of a 69.

"That party was wild!"
'What happened?'
"We got so high, we ended up giving each-other the 3-man handshake!"
'Bro, that's some crazy shit.'

by SwAgMaStEr69 May 26, 2018