“Christians” that believe Jesus was too liberal. Shows up to church on Sunday thinking it makes them a good person but is a horrible human being outside of church. Usually have more than one “Jesus fish” on their vehicles.
by Fedupaf October 12, 2023

by Unknown lays March 4, 2020

"Oi do you want to go for fish'n'chips ay and then get a drink from the oldest inn in england ye?"
or you could say it like this
"Hi there do you want to go for fish and chips?"
or you could say it like this
"Hi there do you want to go for fish and chips?"
by Anynomous #8526 October 20, 2022

(n) an ironically and tragically named fish born to a Mama Grizzly with irreparable mental damage that struggles through life only to leap from the water and be eaten by aformentioned Mama Grizzly and chased by a warm cup of tea.
Eating a Triggy Fish can lead to bloated self-importance, idiotic and alienating thoughts, a desire to "tea-bag" strangers who don't agree with your views, diarrhea of the mouth, and double standards. Side effects are easily contagious via Twitter and can spread more easily to children in cold climates that can enjoy views of Russia from their homes.
Eating a Triggy Fish can lead to bloated self-importance, idiotic and alienating thoughts, a desire to "tea-bag" strangers who don't agree with your views, diarrhea of the mouth, and double standards. Side effects are easily contagious via Twitter and can spread more easily to children in cold climates that can enjoy views of Russia from their homes.
I took my friend to the hospital after eating a Triggy Fish because he started rambling about evil Kenyan-rooted Socialism and how awesome it'd be to shoot endangered wolves from helicopters while rambling about how we should seceed from the US. The doctor gave him 2 doses of 'Wakethefuckup' pills and he was better the next day.
by mooseranger December 9, 2010

a word used to describe bangladeshis because their slippery and sloppery fishies who need to go back to whitechapel market
Person 1 : yo bro look at that fish
Person 2: what that bangladeshi?
Person 3: yeah and hes in whitechapel market too
Person 2: what that bangladeshi?
Person 3: yeah and hes in whitechapel market too
by asklllfaghna February 1, 2023

by Vintageminaj October 6, 2021

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
by FishPianoTheorem November 22, 2024
