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Daylight Saving Time

When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your clock back.
Anna: "Jeremiah! That's gross. Don't do that."
Jeremiah: "It's Daylight Saving Time"
Anna: "Okay, no big deal"
by Jeremiah C April 23, 2006
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Daylight's Raping Time

When the world is forced to move their clocks forward an hour, for a generally unknown reason. Mostly, to piss off people who value sleep and not being at work or school.
"ugh...I gotta turn my alarm clock forward..god damn daylight saving time..."

"I know! it's more like Daylight's raping time, for real, for real."

"word."
by Madaoxsama March 14, 2010
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Time for you to get a watch

One of the greatest comebacks of all time if used right. Answer most questions with this and you will bamboozle the asker.
Jarek: Hey how cold is it outside?
Ryan: Time for you to get a watch
Jarek: *dies
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Happy Happy Fun Time

The experience when foreigners go to another county to "study" or "work". Really those foreigners are just going to party and occupy native women's vagina's like the imperialists did 2000 years ago.
I just got a job in Shanghai! Man, I am going to have some happy happy fun time with all those prostitutes in KTV!
by Laowai69 April 7, 2011
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Teddy bear time bomb

A nuclear bomb wrapped in a teddy bear. Figuratively speaking, it is someone who bottles all of their feelings inside over the course of several weeks and even months before finally letting it all out without warning, sometimes on people that had nothing to do with their misfortunes or shortcomings. You may never see it coming too, because they could appear to completely fine until one day you or someone else does something to piss them off. The slightest offense to that individual could incur their wrath (whether that's verbal abuse or physical harm), surprising everyone around them due to the behavior appearing out of nowhere (they may even take the person's side since they don't understand the whole story). It is best to stay as far away from them as possible, so that you don't get caught up in the mushroom cloud as well. People like that can be very dangerous if handled the wrong way.
*Lunch period in High School*
Chad: "I wouldn't mess with him if I were you, that guy just got released from juvie last month. That guy is like a teddy bear time bomb.”
Trevor: (Laughs at Chad) “A what? You watch too much t.v. man. What does that even mean?”
Chad: “I’m serious dude, I heard he had to be relocated once after almost stabbing one of the inmates with a broken toothbrush. It took three security guards to hold him down. Ever since that day he’s been quiet and keeps to himself, who knows what might happen, he could be some kind of psycho now.”
Trevor: *Ignores Chad and continues to approach the guy anyways*
*Gets beat up*
Juvie Kid: “You want a piece of me too?!”
Chad: *Nervously shakes his head*
by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017
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My times in the Rice Fields

A moment in your life that signifies an impactful yet slightly traumatic event that had an overall beneficial affect to your character arch.
“Hey Mau, how are you feeling?” “Considering I was just attacked by 12 Starving African children for my pizza scraps, I’m ok.” “Damn that’s intense” “Yeah. Reminds me of My Times in the Rice Fields”
by AmaxPredatz August 17, 2018
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