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John Jake Pappas

A John Jake Pappas is when an individual proceeds to distract a majority of the class by gathering them over to their working space to socialize.
Oh look at all the people at his desk, he's pulling a John Jake Pappas.
by anonymous November 12, 2021
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John

A very known boy's name. Meaning of JOHN is God is Gracious
My son's name is John
by JOHN'S GALAXY January 11, 2021
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The John Doe

The John Doe also knows as Johnathan Doesive was the boy that lost to Luisangel Tapia in chess to the Jeck-Mate. The John Doe made a life changing bet with Luisangel Tapia, the bet stated that if The John Doe won Luisangel Tapia would grant The John Doe three wishes, but if Luisangel Tapia won The John Doe would become Luisangel Tapia's minion for his entire life with the ability to duplicate The John Doe one billion times per epoch. The John Doe lost the chess match and became Luisangel's Minion.
"The John Doe is such a little baby bitch"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"
by Luisangel Lorester January 12, 2022
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Penis guzzling guy named john

A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.
"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"
by joe biren gives birth July 4, 2023
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No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.
" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."
by John Micsott March 25, 2019
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slim john

when a woman uses a slim jim for a dildo
woman: i love to slim john i was slimjohning all night
by klosapagous July 27, 2010
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