Person 1: I didn’t sleep at all last night i’m so tired!
Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!
Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!
by it’s actually me February 21, 2021
A game I made up involving taping 2 containers of WD-40 to your hands, as well as your friends', and seeing who can empty their cans the fastest. Bonus points if it's used on nothing at all and wasted.
by consumegoyslop October 22, 2022
ngl this so tuff chopped chin is so tuff too. yo ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts sts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts tst st ss tt tsts ts tst sts tst tst st tssttss ts ts st ts tst stst ststs ts ts ts ts ts ngl
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pmo pmo!
well just get up and teach before handing us a friggin packet yo
ts ngl pmo rn ru srs rn jst gt up and teach instead of handing them a friggen packet yo
hi
ts ts?
pmo pmo!
well just get up and teach before handing us a friggin packet yo
ts ngl pmo rn ru srs rn jst gt up and teach instead of handing them a friggen packet yo
by sigma by sigma boy ts ngl pmo February 09, 2025
When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.
by definitely not alexa June 20, 2023
by qwertyuiopadsfgh June 06, 2020
A pencil pusher. Someone who doesn’t get their hands dirty, nor does any form of manual or physical labor. A person with no experience as a handy man.
Person One : “What brings you to the area?”
Person Two : “Well my brothers a pink hand so I’m here doing some maintenance work on his property for him.”
Person Two : “Well my brothers a pink hand so I’m here doing some maintenance work on his property for him.”
by Weird12u April 21, 2018