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You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.
You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.
by Sexydimma March 13, 2022
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Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due
Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.
by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022
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May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.
Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!
by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023
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Heating iron and boiling hot water myth

The myth is where you put a heating iron and boiling hot water in the hole of your vagina and it’ll reduce getting wet from looking at random objects.
“Yo did you see the new heating iron and boiling hot water myth?”
by Uug Ggiughihhhh March 11, 2024
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dipping my toes in the water

This is said when one has licked the clit a few times
ny: yeah i was only “dipping my toes in the water” a little
jesus: WOW!! SHE LET YOU LICK HER CLIT???
by NOTGRLHUSBAND September 30, 2025
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This means that where your attention flows your energy goes.

What you pay attention to by focusing your time and life on is what will appear to grow or develop in your memory.

This is a spin off of “the grass is greener on the other side
Hon, the grass is greener where you water it, don’t pay attention to what anyone else’s yard looks like.
by sound recollection December 2, 2025
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