Bag of tumours with eyes

A term to describe a useless human being.

This commentator is rubbish. It's almost like he's a bag of tumours with eyes.

by de-po-sat July 9, 2010

Thirst bag Mcgee

1. A man who constantly every word everything out of his mouth is about getting a woman to have sex everything revolves around a constant stream of women he thirss for the touch the feel of a woman.

2. One has multiple accounts on different dating sites.

Thirst bag Mcgee has four woman on lock tonight from those dating sites

by Almightynessgemini October 12, 2016

Put up a bag

1. Euphemism for 'pitch a tent', or to get an erection
2. To crash at a friends apartment

1. "Wow, John really put up a bag over Heather's tits eh?"
2. "I'm slithered... Can I put up a bag at yours tonight man?"

by Ess Boyer December 6, 2011

Last shot in the bag

When parents have an "accidental" child many years (10+) after their last child was born. This is called the last shot in the bag.

Mike was 15 years younger than his nearest sibling. He was his dad's last shot in the bag.

by Croakmont January 7, 2015

Empty Wendy's bag

A Wendy's bag in which is empty. This can be due to the fact that you ,or someone else ate what was inside in the Wendy's bag ,or thrown out what was giving in the Wendy's bag. This can be the case in other situations.

1. Me and my friend saw an empty Wendy's bag left on the floor.
2 . I shoved an empty Wendy's bag up my ass.

3 . there was no toilet around so I shat in a empty Wendy's bag.

by Meiijae February 5, 2021

Texas Two-Bag

The act of placing an opaque bag on your sexual partner's head, due to them being very unatractive but having a nice body, and putting a similar bag on your head also, incase the bag on their head falls off. This is used in reference to someone who is very ugly or unattractive, but has a sexy body.

"When I had sex with Jenny I had to texas two-bag, because she's so ugly"

"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."

by Chetanator October 11, 2014

Cry bag pussy

One who loses on an online game, and begins to troll.

Player: Dude you cheated!
You: Awe shut up you cry bag pussy.

Player: Starts reporting you randomly :)

by Abrah-ka-dab-bruh July 17, 2018