Beer Shit

Describes the inexplicable phenomena, wherein an unimaginably large bowel movement must occur during the morning hours after a night of consuming lots of alcohol..

My boyfriend is taking a beer shit right now at work. Good thing he works in the hospital so that he can blame the smell on those around him.

by Julie M. June 11, 2006

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battle shit

based on the game battle ship, whenever using the bathroom and take a shit you try to hit it with the next one and sink it.

i was walking by the bathroom and heard billy yell you sunk my battle shit.

by carl shackelferd June 20, 2006

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ration of shit

The daily drivel delivered Monday through Friday on the CBS evening news by Dan Rather.

I record my daily ration of shit on my VCR, then fast forward to the commercials.

by megnao flimpis August 2, 2003

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chicken shit

The shit of a chicken or chickens. For all other perceived definitions, see "chickenshit" as a compound word.

Time to clean the chicken shit out of the hen-house again.

by Ruarc August 20, 2011

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pussy shit

When a cottage cheese type substance begins to ooze/drain from the female vaginal cavity fusulting in an offensive type manner to both the visual and olfactory senses.

I thought that the tramp that I brought home from the club was Grade A prime ass, but once she pulled of her skidmarked drawers I saw that she had pussy shit leaking from her gaping, sultry, moldy, gash.

by Ali T May 14, 2003

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Dip Shit

A move invented by Conlan Casal in early 2009. The "Dip Shit" occurs when a person or persons are dipping some sort of tobacco and have a bowel movement at the same time. This action usually can take from 10 minutes to 50 minutes judging on the skill of the dipper.

Parker:"Hey man want to go take a dip shit?"
Hyle:"Yeah man, I just got a new can."
Ezra:"Can I Come?"

by Dylan Missle May 9, 2010

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