by punic man October 4, 2021
Get the Kathrine Abild John mug.About 1 and 30 people are named John, so if you walk up behind 30 random people and whisper in their ear "I know where you live John", you're probably going to scare the fuck out of one of them.
by AgentComet March 14, 2022
Get the John mug.A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.
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Get the John Curtis mug.One of the best teachers you would ever have at Staten Island Technical High School. Pray to the Lord Buddha Allah Christ that you get him for your Russian teacher. Just don't sleep or be late for his class because it means смерть (death)!
by THEBESTMONKEYEATERALIVE251 November 28, 2023
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Get the John Chase mug.There are many definitions on John, for there are many types of John.
1. That one cool dude you can appreciate
2. That annoying person at work, that you just tolerate
3. The silly goofball that thinks he's normal
4. That one neighbor who thinks he's annoying, but he's not
5. That one neighbor who thinks he's cool, but he's not
6. ext..
So if you have been in contact with a John, don't run away, because you never know what type of John you'll be encountering.
1. That one cool dude you can appreciate
2. That annoying person at work, that you just tolerate
3. The silly goofball that thinks he's normal
4. That one neighbor who thinks he's annoying, but he's not
5. That one neighbor who thinks he's cool, but he's not
6. ext..
So if you have been in contact with a John, don't run away, because you never know what type of John you'll be encountering.
by Weirdalltheway September 2, 2022
Get the John mug.The 45th and 47th President of The United States. Best president since Reagan and will make America Great again. Sworn in on Jan 20. 2017 when no one thought he could win the 2016 election against Hilary Clinton but he did. He later lost in 2020 to (currently) the worst president of the U.S Joe Biden. He then later made a historic come back in 2024 against Crooked Joe's VP Kamala Harris. He was sworn in along with his VP J.D Vance on Jan.20 2025 leading a Republican controlled House and Senate. He will leave office on Jan.20 2029. He plans to end the war in Ukraine and Gaza, plans to deport illegal immigrants (NOT LEGAL IMMIGRANTS), plans to take away trans rights (👍 ), hits the YMCA dance, and much more!! Enjoy your cheap gas and grocery's everyone and have a great day! Oh, and btw he will make you orange.
Mr Trump get down!!! -Some random ahh Secret Service guy on July 13, 2024.
Donald John Trump just mad a big ahh comeback on Nov.5
Donald John Trump just mad a big ahh comeback on Nov.5
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