Uwriting and blue

Uwriting and blue taste great with ice cream
by classbluegreen September 22, 2022
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Baby Daddy Blues

The natural feeling/connection post having a baby with someone & you’re wishing you could be a family. You keep thinking about your baby daddy despite the reason you aren’t together, and want to be intimate w/ him.
“Girl my baby is 10 months and I have the baby daddy blues bad. I’m so mad at him, but I just keep thinking about him.”

“I keep having wet dreams about my baby daddy, I have the baby daddy blues.”
by Ttawlove September 07, 2022
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Pabst Blue Virus

The true culprit of the Coronavirus, rather than Corona Beer, because of the sheer popularity of Pabst Blue Ribbon in China.
Tim Tim: You realize that it should be Pabst Blue Virus?

Blade: Agreed. Isn't Corona a Mexican beer?
by KalloFox34 March 17, 2020
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Blues Attorney

Slang for very wealthy guitar hobbyists that buy extremely expensive guitars and gear despite not knowing how to actually play nor do they perform gigs.

Your average blues attorney plays stereotypical blues licks off time and out of key while behaving like a famous rockstar.

A blues attorney in a guitar shop will bring in their overpriced equipment under the guise of selling it just to get a reaction out of onlookers and staff. All the whole loudly proclaiming all the connections they have in the music business.

Blues attorneys personality wise are cripplingly insecure so naturally they need constant attention and external validation. This comes in the form of doing whatever it takes to draw attention to themselves; being as loud as possible about their connections, gear and concert stories. However, these people do not remotely have the skill set to back up their attitude and have basically become the greatvalu™️ version of the rockstar they identify themselves with. Outside of said rockstar they’re emulating, they have no real personality or identity, nor do they have anything original to bring to the table

Blues attorneys are emotionally fragile children in adults bodies that participate in energy vampirism. Everyone in their path is left emotionally drained and feeling like they just got slimed by something you’d see in ghostbusters.

Blues attorneys can come in all shapes and sizes and genres but the blues classification in particular tends to be a boomer
“Ugh not this guy again. That’s the 3rd time this week he’s been here”

“Oh yeah he’s a blues attorney. Just don’t give him any attention or emotional reaction and he will go away.”
by Thismo2talcoil December 21, 2022
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blue collar angst

1.) A feeling of dread or hopelessness that your current situation in the blue collar world is going no where fast. Coped with by sarcasm and self comedy to throw a positive spin on your situation. That feeling you get on Sunday morning knowing you have to go somewhere you don’t want to the next day.

2.) Followed quickly by a rush of Angst that pushes you to want more in life and find your purpose.

3.) A moment of complete and total clarity on what that path looks like.

4.) The feeling that fuels real change in someone’s life, and pushes them forward to learn more and be better.

5.) A badass Podcast where people from all over the Blue Collar world can share their experiences, to help somebody somewhere direct all that Blue Collar Angst into fuel and direction to get where they want to be.

6.) A name that started as an idea for a band name between two friends at work filled with Blue Collar Angst who played NOFX albums on repeat to get through the long days.
Did you listen to this weeks episode of Blue Collar Angst?! There’s so much I didn’t know about that trade, might be a good fit for me!?
by blue collar angst August 13, 2023
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Blue Jam

A surreal, dark sketch comedy series that would air on BBC Radio 1 early in the morning. It was created by the one and only Chris Morris. The sketches themselves would tackle harsh topics such as suicide, murder, and rape. The music was also a contributing factor, which mostly comprised of ambient and downtempo tracks. It made its first run in 1997 and ended in 1999.
Guy 1:Dude have you listened to any Blue Jam episodes yet?

Guy 2:Yes.

Guy 1:Did you like them?

Guy 2:Stay away from me.
by Rothkowoofs June 27, 2024
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A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.
Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!
by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 15, 2024
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