by trustmeitsreal November 29, 2023

“Ahh no I forgot my car keys” “Wow bob your really acting like Doan N the penguin she’s so stupid and ugly and dum dum
by Big man wife having Giga chad April 24, 2022

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

by rinnaasmr simp n shit December 3, 2020

The act in which most employees take part in on their breaks at their respected place of work.
Pretty self explanatory but for all you noobs, it's when employees smoke weed on their breaks.
Pretty self explanatory but for all you noobs, it's when employees smoke weed on their breaks.
Daniel: "Hey it's almost our lunch break... you down to Break N' Bake?"
Charlie: "I'm still feeling it from our last Break N' Bake but I'm always down."
Daniel: "I love to Break n' Bake!"
Charlie: "I'm still feeling it from our last Break N' Bake but I'm always down."
Daniel: "I love to Break n' Bake!"
by Trent Dman January 22, 2012

by Fantasies October 19, 2021

Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.
Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"
by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018
