Brown rub down

The act of smearing poop on someone or something.

Shut up woman before I give yo the brown rub down

by Tree aka travis May 16, 2023

Burd's Brown Brisket

The outcome of mixing your shit with glue and dye, in order to create the consistency of beef brisket. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes for rare or 400 degrees for a creamier brown.

Last night Burd cooked me up some of his famous Burd's Brown Brisket for me and Ashley, she ran out of the house screaming at the first scent of the monstrosity.

by urmomgaaaaayyyyyy March 19, 2019

Ol' brown spray

Term for explosively shitting somewhere other than a toilet

Just gave the cat the ol' brown spray

by Turdburg78 January 10, 2018

Brown hairy Apple

Its a coconut in disguise

"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"

by fart_lord July 18, 2020

pulsating brown eye

A pulsating brown eye is nonverbal consent for anal sex.

"Even though she had a gag in her mouth, I could tell she was ready and wanting anal sex by her pulsating brown eye."

by The Evil Tein May 19, 2023

shout brown words

Having to take a shit at school. First said by Ned Bigby in “Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide” season 1, episode 2: Bathrooms.

Ned Bigby: “In the terrifying case that you have to shout brown words or go for two, go directly to the nurse’s office.”

by Shout Brown Words June 26, 2022

Brown Eye Tear

When a man is having anal intercourse with another person and ejaculates inside and it comes back out.

Last night Alex blew his load in Angela's ass leaving her with a brown eye tear.

by Blazin Names September 30, 2021