The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
by Ghandisflipflops May 11, 2011
Get the King Salmonmug. The best of all cubs in a cougar's rotation. The star. The best lover. The one who understands what a cougar wants, and enjoys giving it to her.
by My Cougar Life October 9, 2021
Get the king cubmug. King Caesar is a badass Kaiju introduced on Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla. Nobody knows what the fuck he’s supposed to be but he’s inspired by the Shisa. He’s got the look of a dog and a lion, but just make up your mind.
by Giragoji2x June 28, 2024
Get the King Caesarmug. The most interesting girl that you have ever met in your life! you wont be in any of your classes but she will see you and sometimes talk to you in the morning
by yourboyaustin21 January 17, 2018
Get the king kylamug. "Son, you see that dude with long hair, longbeard, and kinda looks like Radagast from that Hobbit movie? He's King Stone, man 🙏🏼"
by Herbivore July 11, 2015
Get the King Stonemug. An old-school word for dictator, to mask that they actually just enrich themselves at the cost of the common people.
The King of the Netherlands goes on hundreds of holidays paid for by the inhabitants of the Netherlands.
by Mikiano May 24, 2025
Get the Kingmug. Guy: Happy National Flame king day!
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy : I don't know, some kid lost in smash ultimate that day
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy : I don't know, some kid lost in smash ultimate that day
by Madoka Kaname's husband December 9, 2024
Get the National Flame king daymug.