lance sucks nuts

a shemale that likes to suck big hairy balls

So you pulled a lance sucks nuts last night?

by nutsucks September 26, 2009

aff yer nut

crazy

you are aff yer nut

by monkey spank June 21, 2010

hugma on my nuts

hugma on my nuts-pretty self explanditory, you hug my nut sac

per1 hey wanna smash per2 how bout u hugma on my nuts instead

by hugma balls September 16, 2019

creamed dough nuts

Creamed Dough nuts is when two men have intercourse and when one cums in the others ass but misses and gets his load all over the other mans ass and makes it look like a big wet creamy dough nut.

"who wants creamed dough nuts ?"

"cream my dough nuts"

by hussien May 30, 2008

Post nut ghosting

When you ghost the girl your fucking after you bust a nut because you got what you wanted and you don’t need her anymore

After we fucked he likes to play games like post nut ghosting me because the sex was that good

by shanemulveyloverxoxo69420 November 7, 2019

kiss my nuts

A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".

kiss my nuts, my friend!

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

My nuts hang

"My nuts hang"

Definition - A "power move" intended to disregard bs, or drama directed at oneself while also changing the focus to one's own masculinity and especially ones nuts and how they hang like a real man's nuts truly would.

Example:
(Ernie: "Hey, Brian. Jake said you lied about curling 50lb dumbbells."

Brian: "that's crazy, but my nuts hang.")

by Ice Guardian May 7, 2022