John Snow

An old man’s white pubic hair that is overgrown with his penis barely poking out.

The dressing room door was open and I saw that man’s John Snow.

by ForrestBeau June 22, 2024

John:

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?

Your name is JOHN: As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

by Utter_Lozer October 9, 2024

John

A John is a person who is the biggest band kid there is. He is a dream stan and when he tries to denie it, it only adds to his dream stan behavior.

Look at John playing the trumpet and watching the latest Minecraft man hunt.

by Mrcheef April 27, 2022

John-Thomas

Strong black guy

Damn that guy John-Thomas is a beast

by BBCbloxxer January 9, 2022

John Allen

A sexual reference

That was soo john allen

by Chomper14253 August 13, 2024

John Poostain

A SIMP; or any DIPSHIT in general

Ah, look at John Poostain simping on Gentry again.

by Teilmi February 4, 2020

John

John, or Jawn Noun, Orgin: American Slang. Meaning a device of any sort of which you inhale. Not to be confused with John, he sucks. Most well used with Qwomp (the action of using the John) Also spelt like Jawn.

You can I use the John, Yo can I qwomp the John? Jawn?

by John Qwomper August 21, 2019