otaku john

he is a sexy weeb and he can pull all the waifus. coolest kid in school and badass. makes me want wet my pants everyday when i see him

he is the most hottest weeb in school ahhh otaku john

by john245boss March 1, 2019

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John Doe

John doe is a series of pictures that are a inside joke between Kasey, Gavin, and Jullee

I am going to have to send a john doe!

by Jules Doe March 15, 2019

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He’s a fuckboy, and a sevie slayer who tends to get into others feelings, yet no one likes fat Greek people. He thinks he’s popular, and has friends. He is very nosy, and has no penis. Plus, probably will get punched in the face when he is older.

Why is John lafkas such a sevie slayer?

by Rjdiendidneidn March 17, 2019

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John Derek

John Derek is an amazing man, one that any woman would be incredibly lucky to be with. He has beautiful blue eyes you could happily get lost in and the sexiest voice ever heard on Earth. He is incredibly attractive and charming, and his smile makes every woman swoon. If you find a John Derek, lock him down and never let him go. Typically attracts a Meredith or a Whitney.

John Derek is so dreamy, I love him more than life!

by SextantIsAFunnyWord December 17, 2018

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John deacon

John deacon is the grooovvvvyyyy qute shy bassist of queen.He makeso me cream my pants every time he jumps around on stage

Idiot:who is that clown jumping on stage while the singer shows off his chest hair
Me:IT'S JOHN DEACON, YOU PRICK!

by Rrrooollzzx December 18, 2018

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John

A Tall, Handsome, awkward young man who has brown hair and the most beautiful brown eyes to match their gorgeous smile. John is very kind and respectful and an all around cool dude.

P1: Hey did you see John today?
P2: yeah he told me I looked nice today

by Shistersnapped December 19, 2018

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