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good morning and god bless

Eating egg salad and drinking coffee while shitting in the morning.
“Ethan what are you doing?”
“I’m taking a ‘Good Morning and God Bless’ just open the door
by AllisonAuto May 23, 2018
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The Eye of God

A VERY hard spamtrack in Friday Night Funkin' that features the characters Scopomania Eye, Ommetaphobia Eye, Banger Eye, and Scopoliosis Eye. The song was made by a Russian guy on YouTube called Dimonchik Limonchik.
I got blueballed 100 times on the Ommetaphobia Eye part in the song The Eye of God. I almost broke my fingers.
by Sussy bussy sinhala sus November 22, 2024
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Pillow God

(Straight Male Only)

A vato that likes to get his meat sucked, slurped, gargle, tugged, twisted, and milked to completion/satisfaction. But doesn’t pay attention to the female needs because vatos don’t pay they collect homieeee.
Him: Bitch suck my dick im pillow god
Her: are gonna eat my pussy ?

Him: negative, I’m pillow God
by SunkOne June 8, 2022
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Sex God

Wow that guy is a Sex God he gets tonnes of pussy
by D Gregg June 6, 2016
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god complex

have you seen that woman? she has such a god complex. she’s probably dahlia’s mom.
by blakevsanity May 26, 2021
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Crucifix God

LogicDefender
LogicDefender is a crucifix god in phasmaphobia
by Nmagoo432 October 31, 2020
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The God you worship

IT LITERALLY SAYS TO DO THAT IN THE BIBLE! NUMBERS 31! HE QUOTED THE THING!
Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
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