fat fingers friday

You have a run of screwing up what you’re typing and so you say loudly eff’n FAT Fingers Friday. BECAUSE you always rush stuff on the computer on Fridays and stuff it up because you’re in a hurry!

ARRRRRGH. I screwed it up again! I Fat Fingers Fridayed It (FFF).

by Da Kriss March 19, 2020

wicked fat dyke

Big ole thick lady that loves to muff dive with the most wettest gash in the land. Usually named after a great aunt or somethin that was also a lesbian but was born in a time when they wasn’t allowed to be one. Wendy Lawson sounds like one. Maybe you should go ask her sister if you know what I mean.

Peter: Did you hear about Wendy Lawson?

Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.

Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.

Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”

by Leland Bruce December 19, 2023

Fat Cunt

An individual overloaded with spirits or the psyche of other persons or beings and channeling their own ego to foolish new heights and/or prey such as the victim, the victimised or the oppressed. Fat Cunts with enough heights of fools such as brainwashed, programmed or criminally insane in mind are a danger to society and must be respectfully removed or stopped with as much vulgarity as one's own mind can stomach.

Osbourne: (eyes open)
Freddo: Walkies Osbourne
Osbourne: (rolls over) stick a sword in yuh muddas!
Freddo: ammonium ammonium ammonium ammonium ammonium ammonium ammonium...
Osbourne: SHUT IT FAT CUNT!

by JaffaCanBiscotti April 15, 2023

Fat Sexretary

A person that thinks they are doing a real job...but are only the secretary to everyone in the building.

Rodbert thought he had a real job...but he was nothing but a no good fat sexretary to everyone in the building !!!!! WHORE !!!!

by Sweetlou2 September 14, 2021

Fat nigga

Fortnite kids Or niggas that type bull shut in comment section’s

Stop talking shit you being a fat nigga

by Not a fat nigga August 3, 2022

fat guy in a comically small truck

Exactly what the name is. A fat-ass I'm a tiny truck

911 what is your emergency?

Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn!

Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.

by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 30, 2023

fat samson

A term used for long haired men, who would suck the shit out of another man's ass.

Clay Mathews is such a fat samson, he can probably taste the corn Aaron Rodgers ate last night.

by JeromeB March 12, 2018