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Urban Dictionary flirting 

A really corny flirting method when someone write's their crush/partner's name on urban dictionary and filling the definition with really sweet and kind words thinking that their significant other will actually see that shit (spoiler alert: they won't)
person: "says here fred is an amazing sweet kind caring person who is the best boy ever i love him so much"
other person: "the dude who wrote that must be urban dictionary flirting"
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Urban Dictionary 

A contest to make the mot humorous, stupid, or disturbing definitions online. I've seen some pretty messed up things on this site. I hope I can win this contest too. I'll be thinking of wild terms to define as time goes on.
*If you're on Urban Dictionary to see this, you don't need an example*

Urban Dictionary 

A funny dictionary, a lovely one, its beatuiful, sweet, supid, makes you laugh at 2am...Mwah
Hey man look at these 69 deffinitions on the one and only urban dictionary, hehehehehhehehe.

urban dictionary 

a shitty site where you get more s*xual content than actual definitions.
Person: (looks up anything on urban dictionary )
Person: Holy shit. This is gross, unacceptable, inappropriate, and profane.

urban dictionary 

a shitty site where you get more s*xual content than actual definitions.
Person: (looks up anything on urban dictionary )
Person: Holy shit. This is gross, unacceptable, inappropriate, and profane. oh no

Urban Dictionary 

fuck do you think you're on, discord?
Urban Dictionary by UrbanAmbush September 3, 2025

Urban Dictionary Likes and Dislikes 

They removed it because this website is now run by idiotic cunts apparently
User1: Why can't I see the Urban Dictionary Likes and Dislikes?
User2: Yeah what's up with the website, is it a bug?
User3: No, this website has just gone to shit
User1 and User2: Aw fuck that sucks, now it's unusable