When your dick is so small and shriveled that it resembles an acorn. Drug use can be a contributing factor
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Devin: idk man. I woke up with acorn dick. I'm scared.
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Dude you gonna go to the party tonight and fuck some beef hole?
No, I can't. I have a bad case of aderol dick, my cock looks like an eskimo.
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