Worst Movies Of All Time

1.most valuable primate, an insult to the whole game of hockey

the worst movie of all time

by vince March 29, 2005

jewish standard time (JST)

Being 15 minutes late to everything.

Hey Dick head,you are late! Are you running JST or sumthing

by Zack Taylor June 28, 2004

Only used a couple times

"Only used a couple times" is an expression that literally translates to "used the fuck out of it and am selling it while I can for a few bucks before it breaks." The phrase is extremely common on Craigslist and Facebook yard sales. Oftentimes, after buying something that has "only been used a couple times," you will get maybe a couple of good uses out of it before it breaks/stops working/ignites and by the time you've gone through the hassle of scrapping it, you'll be wishing you would've just bought a friggin' new one from the start.

"I bought a popcorn popper that was "only used a couple times" and the damn things spits out half the seeds."

"I'm not sure why the washing machine makes loud humming noises. The person I bought it from said it was "only used a couple times."

"I bought a Glock that was "only used a couple times," and the slide flew off when I shot it and nearly impaled my right eye."

by Yeret February 9, 2015

Ghanaian Time Syndrome (G.T.S.)

Ghanaian time syndrome is a syndrome that makes most Ghanaians turn up to an event about 2-4 hours after it has started

1) Kofi: Hey I'm going to throw a party on Saturday night. 6pm prompt. Please be there.
Kwame: OK

Ama: I'll be there

(2 hours later)

Kofi: Where the hell is he, and everyone I invited?

Ama: Don't be suprised, this is a classic case of Ghanaian Time Syndrome (G.T.S.)

by mike_man_united June 15, 2009

peanut butter jelly time

A song written by rapper MC Chris that was later turned into a flash animation featuring the dancing n00b banana. family Guy once did a spoof on it, which is where most people think it originated from.

peanut butter jelly time is a song

by skimsauce September 12, 2006

Hector The Time Travelling Midget

A man from the year 2098 who was much different than the rest of the people at that time, for he was only 3' tall. Everyone else in the world was at the shortest about 5' 2". This troubled Hector cause he was always picked on and people would throw him around much like a football. It being the year 2098, time travel had already been invented about 23 years ago. Hector thought about using time travel to change history so that there would be more short people like him. After acquiring the means to travel through time (which cost him $18.75 on Ebay), Hector travelled back in time many times, but was always thwarted in his attempt to make more short people. After many attempts Hector finally travelled back to the Primordial Soup. The goo that started all life sat before him. Sitting and pondering what to do to change history, Hector came up with the grandest of schemes. "Ah ha!", said Hector. "I will contaminate this ooze with my own ooze.", Hector shouted with glee. After an intense one and a half minutes of self gratification (Everything is shorter for midgets), he dumped his load into the soup causing a mass fusion of his "little" genes into the normal genes. After many eons of Evolution, thanks to Hector's deeds, we have been blessed with many small creatures. This is how the Pterodactyl became the chicken. Its how the shark became the goldfish. Its also how we got actors like Verne Troyer. No one knows what happened to Hector. My thoughts are that since he fucked with the timeline he never came to be. Poor, poor Hector. All this to make a friend and he never even existed. The moral of the story, I guess, is to not throw hair dryers into the bathtub.

Dude 1: "Man I hate that show Little People Big World. Who the hell came up with that shit?"

Dude 2: "Its all made possible because of Hector The Time Travelling Midget."

Dude 1: "Damn you Hector, damn you."

by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008

rag time marching band

when a girl is on her period. and acting like a cunt.

Well Bill sounds like your wife is pissed and the rag time marching band is in town for a week.

by fids December 28, 2007