Poop

Surprise Poo

When you're sitting around doing nothing and you have the loudest largest stinkiest fart. Just when you think it's over you feel fiery pain in your bum and it starts burning you think nothing of it and sit back down and that's when you feel squishy wetness in your underwear. You run to the bathroom with poop trailing behind you and pull down your pants to check it out poop starts flowing out of your pants and flooding your bath room floor. While leaning above the toilet from the force you can feel the poo between your toes. Then your neighbor come knocking on your door because it sounds like you are being murdered so you have to yell that your ok. When the poop is finally over you feel like you just shat out a volcano.

by Yarrrrrrrrrrrsss January 21, 2022

clay poop

clay poop is really sticky poop that takes you 69 wipes to achieve full cleanliness

aye bro i got clay poop
Bro:you that sucks

by clay poop master November 20, 2020

Poop Sock

A special sick designed for holding ones poop. This special item is so important you don’t want your mother to find.

Mom found poop sock

by Mr. Marvel May 14, 2019

poop kettle

The device adib uses to loosen the turd nuggets out of his crevice

Me and my dad share a poop kettle

by one wholesome dude December 27, 2024

poop laugh

When you laugh so hard you poop you self

Oh no I did a poop laugh

by loz73 May 1, 2016

Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time that is spent in the throne room while the throne bearer is simultaneously occupying the throne and on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies.

Company time is best spent performing a Zoom Poop, especially after a few Taco Bell breakfast tacos.

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023

Poop Chute

Slang for a butthole

Terry loves getting it up her poop chute because it reminds her of her father.

by Pencil Pete February 4, 2020