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Johned

Complete and utter destruction of something or someone
I just Johned the shit out of my girlfriend at cup pong earlier.
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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John’s boy Pizza

The greatest fucking pizza place on the planet located in Glen Rock, New Jersey
Moe: What’s better than sex?
Axel: John’s Boy Pizza
Fuck yea
by SamWhich87 June 28, 2025
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John 9:6

When you cum on a girls closed eyes and let it dry, so she cannot open them. Then like Jesus spit into your hand and rehydrate the dried cum and wipe it off.
Bro, I John 9:6'd this girl last night. It was biblical.
by Jesus (spanish pronunciation) February 10, 2023
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John White

A little pussy bitch brit that can go suck the queens clit and suck giovanni's cock
by jahbabynutsack October 9, 2019
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Zoe Johns

Zoe Johns is an incredibly hot and talented girl who WILL be famous one day. She loves you.
Kisses
by anonymous November 30, 2022
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John

Oh my god! Did you see John today! He’s simping for a special someon
by Peter Stewart griffin June 1, 2020
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John

Person 1: "Hi, John!"
John: "Hi!"
by VersionTwo August 27, 2024
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