Johned

Complete and utter destruction of something or someone

I just Johned the shit out of my girlfriend at cup pong earlier.

by anonymous October 7, 2020

John’s boy Pizza

The greatest fucking pizza place on the planet located in Glen Rock, New Jersey

Moe: What’s better than sex?
Axel: John’s Boy Pizza
Fuck yea

by SamWhich87 June 28, 2025

John 9:6

When you cum on a girls closed eyes and let it dry, so she cannot open them. Then like Jesus spit into your hand and rehydrate the dried cum and wipe it off.

Bro, I John 9:6'd this girl last night. It was biblical.

by Jesus (spanish pronunciation) February 10, 2023

John White

A little pussy bitch brit that can go suck the queens clit and suck giovanni's cock

"kys John White"

by jahbabynutsack October 9, 2019

Zoe Johns

Zoe Johns is an incredibly hot and talented girl who WILL be famous one day. She loves you.
Kisses

I'm in love with Zoe Johns

by anonymous November 30, 2022

John

A simp

Oh my god! Did you see John today! He’s simping for a special someon

by Peter Stewart griffin June 1, 2020

John

A name.

Person 1: "Hi, John!"
John: "Hi!"

by VersionTwo August 27, 2024