fat church

People who join Weight Watchers congregate once a week to stay accountable to their weight loss plan.

Dude: Hey bro, it's Taco Tuesday! Let's go early before the traffic at i35 and Western Center gets bad. Bro: Dude, I can't. I used up all my points this week, and fat church is tomorrow.

by Hugh-Jazz February 15, 2015

fat blossom

1) An enlarged flower, prior to blooming
2) A wet, juicy fart that occurs during sexual intercourse

We were going at it and she let loose with a fat blossom.

I thought it was a queef but it was a fat blossom.

by Terd_Ferguson February 20, 2015

Fat Fuck

When one is extremely fat

i just saw a fat fuck

by dstone2448 February 28, 2015

fat gasp

When someone has yummy looking food and you gasp in excitement.

I can't believe I just fat gasped over your shamrock shake!

by SarahWT March 13, 2015

Fat

A word used to put other people down, when no one realizes that most standards now are unrealistic and being 'fat' isn't real.

She's fat. "No she's not."
You're fat, kill yourself. "Thanks."

by GiRlWhObLoGs April 7, 2015

Fat Lousce

a fat wank

marceli just had a fat lousce in a public toilet cause he saw two people fucking outside in the woods

by Magraz April 15, 2015

Fat

A word that crosses our minds 24/7.

Fat is me.

by Yena_. April 24, 2015