An uncommon yet highly infectious disease characterised by the repetitive and highly explosive detonations released from one's rectum, often coinciding with a massive expulsion of shit and piss (shiss, or pisst if you prefer). Strangely, the sizes of the sudden shit-splosions have been measured to be over 10 meters long and contain more force and matter than the unfortunate individual could possibly house. Despite the disease being almost impossible to investigate, it is thought that the sudden force of explosive diarrhea rips a hole in the fabric of the universe, creating a small temporary wormhole allowing more shit to travel through. Some scientists theorise that if the disease was more closely understood, it is possible that it could hold the key to both interdimensional and warp-speed travel.
The exact origin of this disease of this is unknown, but it is theorised to either have been caused by the founding of Taco Bell in 1962, or the popularisation of commercial laxatives in the late 1920s.
The exact origin of this disease of this is unknown, but it is theorised to either have been caused by the founding of Taco Bell in 1962, or the popularisation of commercial laxatives in the late 1920s.
Michael: Ah fuck man, the doctor has diagnosed me with Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome. He-
*FUCKING EXPLODES IN A MASSIVE SHOWER OF SHIT AND PISS, INSTANTLY DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN A 10 MILE RADIUS*
Devin, now covered in diarrhea: Bummer, dude.
*FUCKING EXPLODES IN A MASSIVE SHOWER OF SHIT AND PISS, INSTANTLY DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN A 10 MILE RADIUS*
Devin, now covered in diarrhea: Bummer, dude.
by sussy among baka balls March 18, 2022
Get the Highly Combustible Fart Syndromemug. i went out the other day and pulled a fat bird and she was fat and i mean fat!!! i was trying to get my dick in her but couldnt find her hole so i had to say to her fart and give me a clue love
by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011
Get the fart and give me a cluemug. A supposed insult that office PC users use to mock their best friend's weight when they get yelled at in a Fortnite game. The exact meaning behind the phrase is still unknown due to the creator's refusal to explain himself, but many assume it refers to massive gastric inflations in one's body.
Friend: "I told you to revive me."
Office PC user: "I couldn't hear because of your fat asshole farting toxic!"
Office PC user: "I couldn't hear because of your fat asshole farting toxic!"
by queque12345 February 8, 2022
Get the Fat Asshole Farting Toxicmug. "Oh man, this is really making my ass sweat"
"That's great."
(fart)"There goes a sweaty bung hole fart!"
"Eww mom that's nasty!"
"That's great."
(fart)"There goes a sweaty bung hole fart!"
"Eww mom that's nasty!"
by Mista Sphincta March 30, 2009
Get the Sweaty Bung Hole Fartmug. Unpredictable, changeable, indecisive. Rapidly changing one's plans from one option to another, totally unrelated one.
I wish the boss would decide once and for all instead of jumping around like a fart in a frying pan.
by Sauteéd flatus December 20, 2007
Get the like a fart in a frying panmug. by MeAnthony October 2, 2006
Get the fuck 'em where they fartmug. n. Name given to someone who might have farted a dick or two out in thier time. Sometimes referred to as FADO.
by Billy_b March 31, 2008
Get the Fart a Dick Outmug.