Cunt Curtans

when a woman gets sick of sex(god forbid), she can grow her muff, and braid the fuckin' muff shut. if necessary, shit may be used to smear over the muff for proper sealing.
(may cause serious blatter and urinary tract infection)

She put on a cunt curtan so i couldn't fuck her.

by Dongzilla February 16, 2005

high cunt

1) A cunt who appears to be under the effect of canibus but is not.

2) A person who speaks completely out of topic generally a pov cunt.

"Dude Nicola really likes me" "You're a high cunt"

by bob j tmart August 11, 2006

cunt crevase

the line that runs through a vagina; the most sensitive part of a womens privates most say.

chris: i was all up in chelsea's cunt crevase yesterday!!
kyle: coool!!

by samuel adams February 3, 2005

Dumbass Cunt

CoRE

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Cunt

A term used for most women, meaning most (not all) women Can't Understand Normal Thinking. Because most women are crazy.

Guy 1: Jesus, My woman just blew a guy for no reason, even though I treat her like Royalty.

Guy 2: yeah, cause she's a CUNT.

Guy 1: What!?

Guy 2: you know; CUNT: Can't Understand Normal Thinking.

by Hesse73 June 28, 2010

Wasp Cunt

A fictional rock band that is the most hardcore shit ever to come out of anywhere.

Jeff: Hey, you got the time?

Mitch: WHAT THE FUCK? WASP CUNT! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!

by NatCREEPER January 11, 2009

cunt-dick

the biggest oxymoron known to man

"thats a bunch of cunt-dick"

by cunt-dick June 14, 2009