When you wake up two minutes before your girlfriends alarm clock goes off, masturbate above her face, and when her alarm clock rings and she awakens, you ejaculate all over her face and say "good morning...ALARM COCK!
by wr33kxhav0k May 31, 2017
Get the Alarm Cock mug."Reindeer Cock" (Norwegian: Reinsdyr Kuk) is a term occasionally used by certain individuals, primarily in Southern Norway, particularly in the city of Kristiansand, to refer to the Sami people. The Sami are an indigenous ethnic group residing in northern Norway, Sweden, Finland, and the Kola Peninsula in Russia. The region they inhabit is commonly referred to as Sapmi, Lappi, or Lapland.
The Sami people have a rich and diverse cultural heritage that spans across national borders. They have traditionally practiced reindeer herding and have a deep connection to the lands they inhabit. The term "Reindeer Cock" holds no linguistic or cultural significance within the Sami community, and it is considered derogatory by some individuals when used in reference to the Sami people.
The Sami people have a rich and diverse cultural heritage that spans across national borders. They have traditionally practiced reindeer herding and have a deep connection to the lands they inhabit. The term "Reindeer Cock" holds no linguistic or cultural significance within the Sami community, and it is considered derogatory by some individuals when used in reference to the Sami people.
Person A : I don't like Sami people.
Person B : Me neither, I hate those Reindeer Cocks.
Person A : Look there is one of those Reindeer Cocks right over there!
Person B : Let's go beat him up!
Person B : Me neither, I hate those Reindeer Cocks.
Person A : Look there is one of those Reindeer Cocks right over there!
Person B : Let's go beat him up!
by IGotNoGreencard July 14, 2023
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Any rejection or 'blocking' of effort to spend time or energy in the company of another person. This does NOT have to include the actual use ofa 'Cock' or regard the opposite sex.
"I just wanted to sleep in with my girlfriend on New Years Day, but her son called her at 2 a.m. to say he had vomited and expected that we would come clean it up. That was a serious 'cock block'!"
"I was on a date but Leo called, bored, and wanted his Mom to give him a ride home from his friends house at 2 a.m.! Dude, he 'Cock-Blocked' me again! WTF?!?"
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Any rejection or 'blocking' of effort to spend time or energy in the company of another person. This does NOT have to include the actual use ofa 'Cock' or regard the opposite sex.
"I just wanted to sleep in with my girlfriend on New Years Day, but her son called her at 2 a.m. to say he had vomited and expected that we would come clean it up. That was a serious 'cock block'!"
"I was on a date but Leo called, bored, and wanted his Mom to give him a ride home from his friends house at 2 a.m.! Dude, he 'Cock-Blocked' me again! WTF?!?"
See Pussy Block...
"I just wanted to sleep in with my girlfriend on New Years Day, but her son called her at 2 a.m. to say he had vomited and expected that we would come clean it up. That was a serious 'cock block'!"
"I was on a date but Leo called, bored, and wanted his Mom to give him a ride home from his friends house at 2 a.m.! Dude, he 'Cock-Blocked' me again! WTF?!?"
"I was on a date but Leo called, bored, and wanted his Mom to give him a ride home from his friends house at 2 a.m.! Dude, he 'Cock-Blocked' me again! WTF?!?"
by D.J. Playnice January 6, 2022
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