meat

Typically describing one's penis.

Jon: "Bro wtf you doing?"
Richard: "I'm beating the fuck outta my meat is wtf I'm doing!"

by somethingfishyy April 21, 2018

Immoral Meat

Immoral Meat is used to refer to the combination of two or more different types of meat in one dish.

For Example: Mixing chicken and fish together, Turdeucken, Bacon Wrapped Squirrel etc.

Chicken Cordon Bleu? Thats Immoral Meat!

by gertrudetherude April 30, 2025

meat mixer

A social event consisting mostly of guys.

Danny’s party sucked, it was just a meat mixer.

by Willy McD November 27, 2020

rusty meat grinder

A used and abused, worn and blown out gaping butthole.

A rusty meat grinder is what Jake has left Dakota's mom with after a couple nightcaps.

by Mommagrindsthemeat August 7, 2016

toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021

meat tab

A synonym for a clitoris. Name is derived from the tab like appearance of the clit. Comes in many shapes and sizes. A very large meat tab is commonly referred to as a meat cutlet.

I was playing with that meat tab for 3 hours and pulled it out.

by Babs59 August 4, 2014

Meat glue

A term for semen

Is that meat glue in your hair?

by JacksonRilla December 10, 2020