toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021

meat tab

A synonym for a clitoris. Name is derived from the tab like appearance of the clit. Comes in many shapes and sizes. A very large meat tab is commonly referred to as a meat cutlet.

I was playing with that meat tab for 3 hours and pulled it out.

by Babs59 August 4, 2014

Meat glue

A term for semen

Is that meat glue in your hair?

by JacksonRilla December 10, 2020

Hoagie Meat

Slang term for the Labia when it is loose hanging from the Vagina.

When the stripper came out we were shocked to see her hoagie meat hanging almost to her knee.

by Razor1979 May 9, 2012

Midwest meat heist ring

A circle jerk.

CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"

reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?

CNN: ... Yes...

by jint3i November 5, 2022

Meat stick

A meat stick is a stick of meat that one eats occasionally as a leisure snack or a workout snack.

Paige sat down at her lunch table and pulled out her meat stick, while the others watched in awe.

by Hot chato April 9, 2019

Meat Man Miller

A grown man who works in the shop and save deli just to support his sorry excuse for a family. He will have a son who bitches and complains about any ailment on the United States. His daughter will like colored folk, especially those who are unemployed since this trait runs in the family. This man will also eventually quit his job and choose to live in poverty.

Customer: Can I please have 2 pounds of jumbo

Meat Man Miller: Take whatever you'd like I hate my job and my family. My daughter likes colored folk and my son basically has a vagina. Poverty is the life for me.

by User2017 March 22, 2017