Brown whoopee cushion

When you Beat your balls so relentlessly and mercilessly till you crap yourself

Hey mat yesterday I gave myself a Brown whoopee cushion, I was cleaning shit up for hours.

by Strikegold August 24, 2021

full brown meltdown

A specific type of meltdown which entails shitting yourself during it.

I think Carter needs to go home he just had a full brown meltdown.

by Themadhattermatador August 13, 2022

chris brown no jutsu

Deadly power move when one strikes a female in retaliation for her (possibly supposed) incompetence

Girl: *being annoying*

Man: *activates* “CHRIS BROWN NO JUTSu”

*knocks her out*

Man: phew! Finally

by Wellohello7457 August 27, 2022

Kenneth C Brown

A guy with a big dick.

That gamer must be a Kenneth C Brown

by Savvyguy210 January 17, 2022

Brown Cinnamon Roll

When getting frisky in the bedroom; pop a piece of Big Red gum in your mouth, eat your partner's asshole and let them shit in your mouth a little. Thus creating, a Brown Cinnamon Roll. BOOM.

Jeremy wants to give me a Brown Cinnamon Roll on the first date, but I think that's too forward.

by elwood.daddy January 22, 2022

E. Brown's Disease

A genetic condition that causes retinal detachment and extremely poor bowel control.

"Damn it! I can't see anymore and I'm shitting every four seconds!" "Dude that sucks! I bet you've got E. Brown's Disease!"

by KLRBEAN March 24, 2022

Brown M&M

The M&M Wilbur Soot wants to f*ck

“I wanna f*ck the brown M&M”
-Wilbur soot

by StrawberryLIVE January 31, 2022