mummy has a new boyfriend

The act of screaming violently at your own mother because she loves an idiot

"God dummit mummy has a new boyfriend, but it's not time for brad, it's time to make me food!"

by mhmhmyes May 13, 2016

New Richmond Night Light

When one simultaneously turns the lights off in a room, and pulls their scrotum over a high intensity flash light. The result is everyone in the room immediately locking eyes with your glowing orbs.

When Larry did the New Richmond Night Light, it really lit up the room.

by Kd84 April 8, 2020

new mexico hot pocket

When you shit and piss in a pregnant ladies mouth then proceed to suck it out

Hey babe, want a New Mexico hot pocket?

by Mrpenguin662 June 14, 2021

i got a new birthday

A life or death experience where you personally believe you should have died, basically given another life or a second chance at it.

"P1: Yo bro i got a new birthday last week
P2: What you talking about

P1: We crashed at 100mph, I could've been a goner"

by pippipedup December 29, 2020

New York Grand Prix

Nickname for the Taconic State Parkway in New York. An infamous 104 mile long road that predates the interstate highway system. Designed as a scenic tour of the Taconic mountain range it features lots of tight high speed turns, no shoulder, flirtation with certain death if you go off the road and beautiful vistas.

A true "Drivers Road." If you have a good car and decent driving stills it can be a blast, at night it's very demanding because you can't see the turns coming and deer tend to hang out on/near the road.

"Hey how did you get up to the ski area yesterday?'

"Oh we took the New York Grand Prix, it was awesome"

"In the middle of the night!? You're out of your mind."

by xixtoo March 25, 2013

new orleans swamp ride

Very obese female sexual predators that seek out highly intoxicated men. Then lure them to a private area where they will force the man to inseminate them repeatedly.

Don’t get to drunk or you will end up taking the New Orleans swamp ride.

by Swamp ride December 16, 2021

New Jersey Clown Car

When you witness four bros going into one bathroom stall to do cocaine

"After I was leaving the stall to take a big shit, there was a New Jersey Clown Car waiting to go in after me."

by Frippertronics September 8, 2016