John Glenn Westland

Home of the rockets! If you want to be hoed or heartbroken, this is the place to be! Our football team is the munchiest in the nation, and our cheer team follows along to make a perfect match! Everyone is ran through, people light blunts in the bathrooms/locker rooms , and dick is more free than the wigs pulled off in the multiple fights every week! Not to mention we’re the second to worst athletic school in the KLAA east division, after #WayneMemorial ofc! Most people who attend this school don’t know the difference of “your” and “you’re” but, hey, at least our girls bowling team won the state championship!

Boy1: wtddd where you from btc
Girl1: john glenn westland! ;)
Boy1: ah hell nah, when’s the last time y’all won a football game?
Girl1: idk :( those boys just need a little more support :(, can I make it up with some head? :(
Boy1: oh, you nasty rocket.

by Arealassbtc December 6, 2022

John

a fucking memelord. hes like, the best person in the world. even tho hes a stick hes still funny and he really likes chicken nuggets lmao.

johns a meme

by turntechGnostic September 15, 2017

John Austin

Fun

John Austin is the definition of fun.

by CrediblePerson.com January 17, 2023

John russo

LArd eater

This guy is such a john russo he is knuckle deep in a jar or lard

by Fasrfcswegvccff March 1, 2022

John Lewis Teaspoon

The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket

Glenn is such an *sshole if he keeps it up im totally going to John Lewis Teaspoon him.

by 969-696 February 16, 2024

The Immaculate Penis of John

John's Immaculate Penis.

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.

by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

John Bain Syndrome

When you die from a disease or other illness that you made fun of in the past.

John Bain Syndrome got its name from John Peter Bain A.K.A "The Cynical Brit." In the early 2010s, he came under fire for telling someone to "go get cancer and die."

Needless to say, the Internet was NOT very sympathetic when he revealed that he had cancer himself, citing this infamous moment many times. They practically rejoiced when he revealed that it was terminal.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 24, 2021